The Beginning The civilization of Greece’s founding is quite a mystery. There are several theories and myths, yet one is the most common and widely believed. Apollo was lounging around Mount Olympus one day, when he decided he wanted his own civilization; a very grand one. He snapped his fingers, thinking something would happen. He did this over and over again, and nothing happened. Eventually he tried something else. “Clap on!” the mighty Apollo boomed, and then there was light. A magnificent civilization instantly appeared before his eyes. For every time he snapped his fingers before, a different city and a new wonder emerged in the land. Because he got very sweaty in his frustration while snapping, the civilization was named Greece. This event marked the beginning of Greece’s age known as Dawn GREECE’S DAWN AGE Chronologically, this was Greece’s first historic age; and one of their less eventful times. Most historians agree that it lasted from 4000 B.M.-about 3000 B.M. During this time period, only one significant achievement was obtained. That would be the founding of Athens, which occurred in 4000 B.M. in a forested area with ample fresh water. Athens was not a very happy place for most of history. It was a filthy, disgusting, stinky, city and the worst place ever to live. There was absolutely no sanity, and zero wonders. Its level of civilization was shameful. Athens’s ruler was a coy young man nicknamed “Joe the Young” It is not known whether or not this was his real name, as no other titles referring to him have been found in any texts. What is known is that most do not consider him a great or successful ruler. A few accomplishments were made under his dynasty, the Young’s. Some of them include the discovery of the wheel, and minor advances in agriculture. Towards the end of his family’s rule, Greece wanted to expand. They began to heavily focus on military. Due to the advancements in agriculture, the citizens could efficiently raise crops; so they and their soldiers would not starve. The wheel enabled militias to move quickly and with less difficulty than before. Settlers began to move outward and claim new land. Joe did not take any initiative to attack other civilizations, however. He was exceptionally cautious and unwise. Greece had over two-thousand fine warriors, yet no money whatsoever. Due to Joe and his sons’ financial decisions, they had no money and no means for funding a war. Joe died of natural causes at the age of forty-seven, in 3978. For hundreds of years, his line of children ruled Greece. The last of his sons, Chuck E. the Cheesy, died approximately three-hundred years later. Chuck E. Young is known for several accomplishments under his reign. He strongly promoted learning and fine arts. During his reign, Greece’s army was scaled back to less than one-thousand and five hundred warriors, which meant more money could be spent on education and civil improvements. Because of him, the civilization shifted their focus towards literature and art, and basic education However, revolt ensued; as many people supported the military and were not happy with the changes. Many conquerors brawled over power for several years under Young’s reign, but he was eventually overthrown. For years, there was anarchy in Greece. One strong leader finally rose above all else. GREECE’S ADOLESCENSE AGE Bob the Ineffable was one of Greece’s first rulers in an age that later be known as Adolescence. This age began sometime just before 3000 B.M. It is known for major advancements and research in basic education and arts. Complex mathematics and a system of well-developed writing and alphabet emerged into the civilization by the end of 195 B.M. Bob Builder, as he was formally known as, is credited for paving the way for this. During Adolescence, in which the Ineffables were the major dynasty, several other things in Greece improved. Their economy rapidly grew; they went from having zero gold to one-hundred and eight gold in a matter of years. Significant discoveries were made in bronze and iron working, as well as sailing. Because of this, Greece could build better weapons than any other civilization; and they had a fundamental knowledge of sailing. For instance, on April 15, 1720 B.M, the first ship was launched from the shores of Greece. At this time, Dudeguy Manperson the Ineffable was Greece’s prime-presidential ministrations governor. He is remembered for his adamant endorsement of civics and military engineering. On Monthtober, which is probably today’s equivalent to September, the fiftieth (Greece did not establish a calendar until about 980 A.D. , so until then, they made up some words to determine when important events in history happened)of 1540, he opened The School Place, which taught iron and bronze working, in addition to sailing and engineering. However, the day after, it imploded and shortly thereafter suffered from spontaneous combustion; resulted in Dudeguy the Ineffable’s death. In lieu of this depressive and terribly unfortunate event, Greece had a flourishing city on the other end of its island. Sparta was founded in 2440 B.M. in a beautiful small, and truly pristine cemetery. Most people believe every soul from the bodies haunted the city forever, but that’s not true. They just all were looking for man-bear-pig, because everyone knows he was born in Sparta. This was really quite an incredible city. It had a brave, devoted, and elite army of many diverse militants; yet still kept interests in arts and civil maintenance. It eventually built an impressive library, Coliseum, and chain of aqueducts. The citizens of Sparta were entertained, clean, and safe at all times. Life was peachy-dory for from. Their government was pretty swell too. Its ruler was actually a god, so he lived forever and thus never gave up his reign. That immortal would be Godollodainaillahuddist He is remembered for being the only ruler to hold his reign literally forever, despite that’s impossibility. G-dog, as he is more commonly referred to as, so old men with Alzheimer’s and twenty-six year old history teachers can easily remember and pronounce his name, is very important because he predestined all the souls that rose to the surface of Sparta and instantly reincarnated them. This means that none of them can torture, aggravate, or sexually-harass any of Sparta’s citizens, thus keeping them safe. This is only one of G-dog’s many responsibilities. He magically made forty-trillion soldiers appear instantly on an unknown date, according to the Torablikoran At this point in history, Greece entered a period of decline; but most people just call this historical The Decline. At the beginning of this, which was in about 125 B.M., there was only a mere three gold in the government’s budget. There was no spending money at all, and that meant workers and soldiers could not be paid and left the city. It was a true economic depression. Greece was in a state of pure anarchy and despair. Eventually, things got better and then the world blew up. FINE ----
Glossary Dawn-the first recorder historical period of Greece, lasted from about 4000 B.M -3000 4000 B.M. B.M.- an abbreviation standing for “before monotheism”, lasted until 0 A.D. A.D. –an abbreviation standing for “another day”, started at 0 when the centuries of B.M. were over Greece-a western civilization that began on a Mediterranean island, and existed from 4000 B.M –Present
The Civilization of
The Beginning
The civilization of Greece’s founding is quite a mystery. There are several theories and myths, yet one is the most common and widely believed.
Apollo was lounging around Mount Olympus one day, when he decided he wanted his own civilization; a very grand one. He snapped his fingers, thinking something would happen. He did this over and over again, and nothing happened. Eventually he tried something else. “Clap on!” the mighty Apollo boomed, and then there was light. A magnificent civilization instantly appeared before his eyes. For every time he snapped his fingers before, a different city and a new wonder emerged in the land. Because he got very sweaty in his frustration while snapping, the civilization was named Greece. This event marked the beginning of Greece’s age known as Dawn
GREECE’S DAWN
AGE
Chronologically, this was Greece’s first historic age; and one of their less eventful times. Most historians agree that it lasted from 4000 B.M.-about 3000 B.M. During this time period, only one significant achievement was obtained. That would be the founding of Athens, which occurred in 4000 B.M. in a forested area with ample fresh water. Athens was not a very happy place for most of history. It was a filthy, disgusting, stinky, city and the worst place ever to live. There was absolutely no sanity, and zero wonders. Its level of civilization was shameful.
Athens’s ruler was a coy young man nicknamed “Joe the Young” It is not known whether or not this was his real name, as no other titles referring to him have been found in any texts. What is known is that most do not consider him a great or successful ruler. A few accomplishments were made under his dynasty, the Young’s. Some of them include the discovery of the wheel, and minor advances in agriculture.
Towards the end of his family’s rule, Greece wanted to expand. They began to heavily focus on military. Due to the advancements in agriculture, the citizens could efficiently raise crops; so they and their soldiers would not starve. The wheel enabled militias to move quickly and with less difficulty than before. Settlers began to move outward and claim new land. Joe did not take any initiative to attack other civilizations, however. He was exceptionally cautious and unwise. Greece had over two-thousand fine warriors, yet no money whatsoever. Due to Joe and his sons’ financial decisions, they had no money and no means for funding a war.
Joe died of natural causes at the age of forty-seven, in 3978. For hundreds of years, his line of children ruled Greece. The last of his sons, Chuck E. the Cheesy, died approximately three-hundred years later.
Chuck E. Young is known for several accomplishments under his reign. He strongly promoted learning and fine arts. During his reign, Greece’s army was scaled back to less than one-thousand and five hundred warriors, which meant more money could be spent on education and civil improvements. Because of him, the civilization shifted their focus towards literature and art, and basic education
However, revolt ensued; as many people supported the military and were not happy with the changes. Many conquerors brawled over power for several years under Young’s reign, but he was eventually overthrown. For years, there was anarchy in Greece. One strong leader finally rose above all else.
GREECE’S
ADOLESCENSE AGE
Bob the Ineffable was one of Greece’s first rulers in an age that later be known as Adolescence. This age began sometime just before 3000 B.M. It is known for major advancements and research in basic education and arts. Complex mathematics and a system of well-developed writing and alphabet emerged into the civilization by the end of 195 B.M. Bob Builder, as he was formally known as, is credited for paving the way for this.
During Adolescence, in which the Ineffables were the major dynasty, several other things in Greece improved. Their economy rapidly grew; they went from having zero gold to one-hundred and eight gold in a matter of years. Significant discoveries were made in bronze and iron working, as well as sailing. Because of this, Greece could build better weapons than any other civilization; and they had a fundamental knowledge of sailing. For instance, on April 15, 1720 B.M, the first ship was launched from the shores of Greece. At this time, Dudeguy Manperson the Ineffable was Greece’s prime-presidential ministrations governor.
He is remembered for his adamant endorsement of civics and military engineering. On Monthtober, which is probably today’s equivalent to September, the fiftieth (Greece did not establish a calendar until about 980 A.D. , so until then, they made up some words to determine when important events in history happened)of 1540, he opened The School Place, which taught iron and bronze working, in addition to sailing and engineering. However, the day after, it imploded and shortly thereafter suffered from spontaneous combustion; resulted in Dudeguy the Ineffable’s death.
In lieu of this depressive and terribly unfortunate event, Greece had a flourishing city on the other end of its island. Sparta was founded in 2440 B.M. in a beautiful small, and truly pristine cemetery. Most people believe every soul from the bodies haunted the city forever, but that’s not true. They just all were looking for man-bear-pig, because everyone knows he was born in Sparta. This was really quite an incredible city. It had a brave, devoted, and elite army of many diverse militants; yet still kept interests in arts and civil maintenance. It eventually built an impressive library, Coliseum, and chain of aqueducts. The citizens of Sparta were entertained, clean, and safe at all times. Life was peachy-dory for from.
Their government was pretty swell too. Its ruler was actually a god, so he lived forever and thus never gave up his reign. That immortal would be Godollodainaillahuddist He is remembered for being the only ruler to hold his reign literally forever, despite that’s impossibility. G-dog, as he is more commonly referred to as, so old men with Alzheimer’s and twenty-six year old history teachers can easily remember and pronounce his name, is very important because he predestined all the souls that rose to the surface of Sparta and instantly reincarnated them. This means that none of them can torture, aggravate, or sexually-harass any of Sparta’s citizens, thus keeping them safe. This is only one of G-dog’s many responsibilities. He magically made forty-trillion soldiers appear instantly on an unknown date, according to the Torablikoran
At this point in history, Greece entered a period of decline; but most people just call this historical The Decline. At the beginning of this, which was in about 125 B.M., there was only a mere three gold in the government’s budget. There was no spending money at all, and that meant workers and soldiers could not be paid and left the city. It was a true economic depression. Greece was in a state of pure anarchy and despair.
Eventually, things got better and then the world blew up.
FINE
----
Glossary
Dawn-the first recorder historical period of Greece, lasted from about 4000 B.M -3000
4000 B.M.
B.M.- an abbreviation standing for “before monotheism”, lasted until 0 A.D.
A.D. –an abbreviation standing for “another day”, started at 0 when the centuries of
B.M. were over
Greece-a western civilization that began on a Mediterranean island, and existed from
4000 B.M –Present